Fuckety Blue Cotton Tea Towel – Funny Sweary Paisley Kitchen Gift

£16.50
Tired of swearing all day? Let the tea towel take over.
Fuckety Blue combines the reassuringly decorative world of blue paisley with a rather less reassuring message:
“Fuckety fuck fuck fuck.”
The lettering was designed to look like appliqué, with each character appearing to have been cut from a different scrap of colourful patterned fabric and stitched into place. Look closely and you'll find florals, checks, tiny prints and spots — but it's all an illusion. The entire design is printed onto cotton.
Surrounding all this profanity is an intricate paisley border in shades of blue, creating a wonderfully unlikely meeting of traditional textile pattern, make-do-and-mend craft and enthusiastic swearing.
An original MondoMagna design for kitchens in which things don't always go entirely according to plan.
It also makes a particularly useful gift for someone who has everything — except perhaps sufficient vocabulary when the dinner burns.
Design: MondoMagna Fuckety Blue
Size: approximately 47 x 68 cm
Material: Cotton
Made in: United Kingdom
Delivery: Royal Mail tracked shipping
Free delivery to the UK, EU and US.
Tired of swearing all day? Let the tea towel take over.
Fuckety Blue combines the reassuringly decorative world of blue paisley with a rather less reassuring message:
“Fuckety fuck fuck fuck.”
The lettering was designed to look like appliqué, with each character appearing to have been cut from a different scrap of colourful patterned fabric and stitched into place. Look closely and you'll find florals, checks, tiny prints and spots — but it's all an illusion. The entire design is printed onto cotton.
Surrounding all this profanity is an intricate paisley border in shades of blue, creating a wonderfully unlikely meeting of traditional textile pattern, make-do-and-mend craft and enthusiastic swearing.
An original MondoMagna design for kitchens in which things don't always go entirely according to plan.
It also makes a particularly useful gift for someone who has everything — except perhaps sufficient vocabulary when the dinner burns.
Design: MondoMagna Fuckety Blue
Size: approximately 47 x 68 cm
Material: Cotton
Made in: United Kingdom
Delivery: Royal Mail tracked shipping
Free delivery to the UK, EU and US.