A touching tale of forbidden love. Sort of.
Cock loves Ass — and apparently he isn't afraid to tell the world.
This gloriously silly MondoMagna cotton tea towel features a cheerful cockerel and donkey surrounded by red love hearts, with the declaration “COCK LOVES ASS!” picked out in bright multicoloured lettering.
The illustrations and lettering have a wonderfully tactile, appliqué-like appearance, although the entire design is printed onto the cotton. A riotous polka-dot border in red, pink, blue and green is finished with a strong dark blue edge.
Colourful, cheeky and just innocent enough to cause a moment's confusion, it makes an excellent gift for someone with a thoroughly childish sense of humour — which, frankly, is sometimes the best kind.
Material: 100% cotton
Size: approximately 47 x 68 cm
Made in: United Kingdom
Delivery: Royal Mail tracked shipping
Free delivery to the UK, EU and US.
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1-2 business days
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