A traditional cross-stitch sampler for the modern home.
Sometimes the simplest sentiments are the most enduring.
This MondoMagna cotton tea towel takes the orderly, decorative language of traditional cross-stitch and puts it to use conveying two short words that really require no further explanation:
“FUCK OFF.”
Rendered in an elaborate red, pink and blue cross-stitch-effect alphabet, the message is surrounded by a meticulously arranged border of tiny pink cocks and balls. Because no truly sophisticated piece of needlework should be without one.
The entire design is printed onto cotton — no actual embroidery is involved — but the pattern has been created to mimic the neat, pixel-like stitches of a traditional sampler.
A useful household textile for those occasions when words fail you.
Although, technically, these ones haven't.
Design: MondoMagna Fuck Off Cross-Stitch
Material: 100% cotton
Size: approximately 47 x 68 cm
Made in: United Kingdom
Delivery: Royal Mail tracked shipping
Free delivery to the UK, EU and US.
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1-2 business days
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.