Cotton Tea Towel - Fuckety Blue

$18.94


Tired of swearing all day long? Let your tea towel do the work for you! Very sweary printed tea towel with appliqué style design. The central message is "Fuckety fuck fuck fuck", made to look like appliqué but is of course printed. Around the edges is a printed paisley pattern in shades of blue. The tea towel measures 47cm by 68cm approximately. Made in the UK. Shipped via Evri including tracking. Delivery is free to the UK, £4.34 to the EU, £7.17 to the USA and £7.40 to everywhere else.

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

A great Christmas present for my eldest. It arrived quickly and was really well packaged. Highly recommended.


Really lovely item. Top quality. Highly recommend!


Great seller! Well packaged, fast delivery and item as described. Thank you so much! 🙏🏻☺️


Love it looks great bought as a present


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