Sometimes, only a really big cock will do.
And this one is particularly impressive.
This gloriously cheeky MondoMagna cotton tea towel features one magnificent oversized cockerel, rendered in rich shades of blue, green, orange and ochre against a wonderfully pretty pink-and-cream background.
Look more closely and you'll discover that the background is filled with a repeating pattern of considerably smaller cocks — just in case one wasn't enough.
The entire design has been created to resemble traditional cross-stitch embroidery, although it is printed onto 100% cotton. The wonderfully old-fashioned needlework effect makes a rather pleasing contrast with the unapologetic BIG COCK proudly announced across the top.
Bold, colourful and extremely silly, it's an excellent kitchen companion — or a memorable gift for anyone known to appreciate a particularly fine cock.
Material: 100% cotton
Size: approximately 47 x 68 cm
Made in: United Kingdom
Delivery: Royal Mail tracked shipping
Free delivery to the UK, EU and US.
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1-2 business days
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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Reviews (2)
Average:
Jan 6, 2025
Really good, thank you for the free gift along the order
Silvie
Dec 8, 2022
Amy