Nothing says romance quite like “I love you, fuckface.”
For the person you adore, cherish and occasionally address in less-than-tender terms, this MondoMagna cotton tea towel combines a very sweet sentiment with a slightly less sweet choice of words.
A huge red heart filled with tiny flowers takes centre stage, surrounded by a delicate floral border in red, pink and blue. Across the heart is the heartfelt declaration:
“I LOVE YOU FUCKFACE.”
The design deliberately borrows the visual language of old-fashioned romantic cards and pretty floral textiles — then gives the whole thing a rather rude MondoMagna twist.
Perfect for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, a wedding present, or simply as a touching reminder to your favourite fuckface that they are loved.
Material: 100% cotton
Size: approximately 47 x 68 cm
Made in: United Kingdom
Delivery: Royal Mail tracked shipping
Free delivery to the UK, EU and US.
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1-2 business days
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Reviews (2)
Average:
Sep 24, 2025
Second wedding anniversary gift for my hubby. I love it 🥰
Maggs Macdonald
Sep 28, 2023
Good quality and nicely made. My friend will love it!
Liz Hamilton