A printed tea towel designed to look like a cross stitch embroidery. A bright floral pattern in blues, pinks, yellows and reds... with the added excitement of a cheeky male appendage hidden in the corner! The size is 47cm by 68cm approximately. Made in England. Shipped via Royal Mail including tracking. Delivery is free to the UK, £4.34 to the EU, £7.17 to the USA and £7.40 to everywhere else.
Shipping from United Kingdom
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Reviews (3)
Average:
Jan 11, 2026
Great item, well packaged - thank you
Denise
Nov 29, 2024
Nice gift for secret Santa. Enjoyed some free cheeky cards too! Thanks 😁
Melanie
Dec 16, 2022
jane buglass